One Liners

I am a big fan of ‘one liners’ – a joke in a single line. If you want to read jokes, I recommend that you get one liners – they are a joke every line. And often they are much better than other types of jokes.

  • Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster.
  • A Black Hole is where God is dividing by Zero.
  • Measure with a micrometer. Mark with a crayon. Cut with an axe.
  • In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
  • A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.


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