People who know me(and by know me, I mean know me in real life. Not know me as just another guy among the millions of semi-physcotic people in the blogsphere) know that my vision has some problems – or to be more specific, I wear glasses. Glasses has been a part of my personality for as long as I can remember – it gives off a studious/bookworm/computer geek vibe. Its mostly correct(2 out of 3 at least – I have never been considered studious by anyone. As a matter of fact, I am the most anti-school, anti-college guy I know. But that’s a post for another time.)
Anyway, why bring up the subject of glasses? Because I lost them. No, I didn’t misplace them – I don’t have to wear them anymore. I know what you are thinking – you think I got contacts, don’t you? You are wrong – no contacts for me. Lasik surgery? Wrong again. My body auto corrected my eyesight – my eyes healed themselves. If you want to put that in another way, I have Wolverine like healing powers.
If you have not seen X-Men, you probably will not understand the last sentence. Let me rephrase that for all the Heroes fans out there – I have cheerleader like powers. No – wait. That did not come out right. I have Wolverine like powers – nothing else – if you have not seen X-Men yet, well, see it.
Admittedly, it took my eyes around 14 years to heal itself – so my mutant abilities are a little different from Wolverine. He would have done the self-correcting in half a second – while I would take a little longer(14 years). So my abilities are slightly less powerful than that of Wolverine – but only slightly.
Anyway, if any of my readers are of the ‘pics or it didn’t happen‘ persuasion, I have photographic evidence. Here are the before/after pictures…
Not everyone agrees with my I-have-Wolverine-like-mutant-healing-power theory. My auntie who is a opticologist opticologer ophtalmologist optition opti eye-doctor says that it is normal. She says that if any one has Hyperopia or positive power glasses(like I did) as a child(as I was), they tend to fix themselves as the person got older. But that’s nowhere near as cool as the Wolverine theory. So, I am sticking with my ‘I am a mutant’ theory. Doctors – what do they know?
Optician ? 😛
Well my vision hasn’t gotten better, though It went from bad to worse, thankfully the power has stabilized now
That’s the case for most people – it just means that you don’t have mutant healing abilities.
My God!! I am so excited!! Finally someone else (in addition to the supreme ME, of course) also experiences the miracle of sight restoration. Call it X-Men/Mutant Ninja – uh…somehow I have to say Ninja after Mutant – Cheerleader 😀 whatever. The last few months, I too have begun to work without glasses, comrade. I am still trying to decide whether my near sight is better or far sight is better. I am far-sighted – yes – but mentally and it does not always translate to physically visually, because there, I am adequately challenged. Accounts for the fact that I always have a perpetually about-to-smile look on my face.
Congratulations….It could happen to you, I thought….and it apparently did!! Hail Mutant Healing Ability!! Is there a business opportunity there? 🙂
Business opportunity? Who cares about business opportunity? I am thinking World Domination. Now that I know that I am not alone, I am going to build an army of people with mutant healing ability and then I will take over the world! <insert evil laugh here>
Oh and, I will call the army Mutant Ninjas in your honor. Thanks for the idea.
Wow! You look so much better in your After picture. It really brings out your eyes!
Coincidently, my doc says I am going to have to wear glasses soon(now), did you code this blog to drain up the eye-powers of visitors and feed it into yours via a glowing green tube that beeps in red LEDs, once in a while or something? 🙁
P.S: Is it open source? 😀
pretty good news 😀
Cool.
BTW,
” My auntie who is a opticologist opticologer ophtalmologist optition opti eye-doctor”
ROFL
LOL! I have myopia but I hardly wear glasses and my power is decreasing steadily 😀
hey i was also finding mutants like me .my abilities are like wildsome i can hear light voices when i get angry and i can see future dreams and my 6th sence is strong. i got physical strength too i can crack a skull with my one punch .i am not evil .u will be surprise i am just 15
I want mutant healing powers too -_-
haha 😀 awesome post! Good one with the before and after pix..
and the “opticologist opticologer ophtalmologist optition opti eye-doctor” line reminds me of Porky Pig 😀