My Vision and Mutant Healing Powers

People who know me(and by know me, I mean know me in real life. Not know me as just another guy among the millions of semi-physcotic people in the blogsphere) know that my vision has some problems – or to be more specific, I wear glasses. Glasses has been a part of my personality for as long as I can remember – it gives off a studious/bookworm/computer geek vibe. Its mostly correct(2 out of 3 at least – I have never been considered studious by anyone. As a matter of fact, I am the most anti-school, anti-college guy I know. But that’s a post for another time.)

Anyway, why bring up the subject of glasses? Because I lost them. No, I didn’t misplace them – I don’t have to wear them anymore. I know what you are thinking – you think I got contacts, don’t you? You are wrong – no contacts for me. Lasik surgery? Wrong again. My body auto corrected my eyesight – my eyes healed themselves. If you want to put that in another way, I have Wolverine like healing powers.

If you have not seen X-Men, you probably will not understand the last sentence. Let me rephrase that for all the Heroes fans out there – I have cheerleader like powers. No – wait. That did not come out right. I have Wolverine like powers – nothing else – if you have not seen X-Men yet, well, see it.

Admittedly, it took my eyes around 14 years to heal itself – so my mutant abilities are a little different from Wolverine. He would have done the self-correcting in half a second – while I would take a little longer(14 years). So my abilities are slightly less powerful than that of Wolverine – but only slightly.

Anyway, if any of my readers are of the ‘pics or it didn’t happen‘ persuasion, I have photographic evidence. Here are the before/after pictures…

Binny's before/after Glasses

Not everyone agrees with my I-have-Wolverine-like-mutant-healing-power theory. My auntie who is a opticologist opticologer ophtalmologist optition opti eye-doctor says that it is normal. She says that if any one has Hyperopia or positive power glasses(like I did) as a child(as I was), they tend to fix themselves as the person got older. But that’s nowhere near as cool as the Wolverine theory. So, I am sticking with my ‘I am a mutant’ theory. Doctors – what do they know?

Comments

  1. Sathya says:

    Optician ? :P

    Well my vision hasn’t gotten better, though It went from bad to worse, thankfully the power has stabilized now

  2. Vidya says:

    My God!! I am so excited!! Finally someone else (in addition to the supreme ME, of course) also experiences the miracle of sight restoration. Call it X-Men/Mutant Ninja – uh…somehow I have to say Ninja after Mutant – Cheerleader :-D whatever. The last few months, I too have begun to work without glasses, comrade. I am still trying to decide whether my near sight is better or far sight is better. I am far-sighted – yes – but mentally and it does not always translate to physically visually, because there, I am adequately challenged. Accounts for the fact that I always have a perpetually about-to-smile look on my face.

    Congratulations….It could happen to you, I thought….and it apparently did!! Hail Mutant Healing Ability!! Is there a business opportunity there? :-)

    • BinnyVA says:

      Business opportunity? Who cares about business opportunity? I am thinking World Domination. Now that I know that I am not alone, I am going to build an army of people with mutant healing ability and then I will take over the world! <insert evil laugh here>

      Oh and, I will call the army Mutant Ninjas in your honor. Thanks for the idea.

  3. Jill says:

    Wow! You look so much better in your After picture. It really brings out your eyes!

  4. TheAnand says:

    Coincidently, my doc says I am going to have to wear glasses soon(now), did you code this blog to drain up the eye-powers of visitors and feed it into yours via a glowing green tube that beeps in red LEDs, once in a while or something? :(

    P.S: Is it open source? :D

  5. dinu says:

    pretty good news :D

  6. [...] Kristarella redesigned her blog. Binny’s eyes corrected themselves after 14 years !! [...]

  7. [...] So I went over and asked him if he was here for the tweetup – turns out he is Rameez Nooruddin – aka remzology. When I saw him earlier, we was playing with the mobile – yup – updating twitter. And he didn’t recognize me because I was not wearing my glasses. [...]

  8. Cool.
    BTW,
    ” My auntie who is a opticologist opticologer ophtalmologist optition opti eye-doctor”

    ROFL

  9. LOL! I have myopia but I hardly wear glasses and my power is decreasing steadily :D

  10. wajahat ali khan says:

    hey i was also finding mutants like me .my abilities are like wildsome i can hear light voices when i get angry and i can see future dreams and my 6th sence is strong. i got physical strength too i can crack a skull with my one punch .i am not evil .u will be surprise i am just 15

  11. Sharon says:

    I want mutant healing powers too -_-

    haha :D awesome post! Good one with the before and after pix..

    and the “opticologist opticologer ophtalmologist optition opti eye-doctor” line reminds me of Porky Pig :D

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