I love April fools day. Today I can actually speak my mind without repercussions. Everybody will assume I’m joking. This gives me a lot of… opportunities. Here is an example – below is a list of ‘statements’ about myself. I won’t say how much of this is true and how much of this is false. Let me see how much you guys know me. Take a guess and leave your comments. Make sure you say which all statements are true and which all are false.
- I never wrote the 10th standard board exams
- I have been a guest lecturer for Bio-Informatics
- My system has three monitors. My brothers system have two monitors. In total, there are six computer monitors at my house.
- I can solve the Rubik’s cube.
- I got 33 3/4% in the maths paper in 12th standard board exam.
- When I was a kid, my parents had to send me to a psychologist.
- I have studied my native language(Malayalam) for 10 years – but a fourth std kid can read and write Malayalam better than me.
- I’ve been a stand-up comedian.
- I never went to college
- I’m learning Japanese.
So, what do you think? How many are true and how many are false?
PS: Answers will be published when the day is over.
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And the answers are… *drumroll*
Everything is true!
Yes, I know there are contradictory statements. For example, 1 and 5. Or 9 and 2. But everything is true. Some statement’s correctness is a bit of wordplay – but they are still true(for example, I did not write the 10th board exam – I got someone to write it for me).
The explanations are pretty boring – so I’m not writing them here. If you really, really need it, email me and I’ll send them to you.
24 thoughts on “The Fool’s Day”
1 ) False
2 ) False
3 ) False ( You don’t have a total of 6, I rmrbr the BCK7 😛 )
4 ) True
5 ) True ( I am not sure 🙁 )
6 ) False ( I am not sure 🙂 )
7 ) True ( May be true , for the case is similar to me lol )
8 ) True
9 ) True
10 ) True ( May be 🙂 )
2 False Unsure
10 True Must be
1 ) False
2 ) True
3 ) True
4 ) True
5 ) True
6 ) False
7 ) True
8 ) True
9 ) False.. didnt complete though
10 ) False
Except No. 2 everything looks so true.
12th standard maths has probability, and I think you are good at it, so I am not so sure about your marks, but totally possible 😀
1)false. you joined for BCA. that means you should’ve passed 10th.
3) true. your system has three monitors, that i’ve seen on pics. you have a bro? and he has two monitor? no idea.
4)true. well, the way you talk gives that impression. 😛
5)true. i dont know why.
6)true. (sorry,couldn’t help saying that!):P
7)true. have never seen you write in malayalam on twitter. taking a guess then.
8)true.the twestival item you did was something like that no?
9) true/false. you went, but dropped out right. so technically, you never “completed” college.
10)true. dont you talk that over twitter? at any rate,i dont understand 50 pc of ur tweets and assume it is japaneese 😛
ok..whats the score?
btw-is this your normal blog?
What do you mean by ‘Normal blog’?
I think what he meant was, is this the main blog or the one that you write the most. something like that I guess.
The default blog. How many blogs do you have? Is this the complete list? – http://binnyva.com/
More or less. Some blogs like WordPress plugin Demo are not listed.
The only way to keep track is by using Google Alerts 😉
For #BinnyVA Fans:
you never “wrote” …is that a tricky question???
The answer for everything is C.
How much did I score?
9.False. U did attend. U dropped out.
1.true coz u used a scribe
2true guess it was @ model or cusat
3 true..u r computer freak
4 true i guess..
5..i’m guessin its true
7 so true coz i’ve never seenu use a malayalam bible
8..lets say its false
9.hm..hard..true..but i know u went for bca
3,5,6 are false.
Who is njaan ? Is it you or some one else ?
OMG, Had no idea he was a guest lecturer. So everything in the list is true.
Aa pillerude oru vidhi. A teacher comes to class and gives you 100 reasons why they should stop coming to college 😀
Answers are posted. Results: totalliemeh and Arun Basil Lal are tied for the first place.
Hope you enjoyed the quiz. I enjoyed making fools of you 😛
If there is a winner , then you must give them some gift .
Basi give me a treat 😉 .
YAY, I won 🙂 I knew it 😛
My system has three monitors. My brothers system have two monitors. In total, there are six computer monitors at my house.
3+2 = 5 ? And does that mean you have three systems ?
My parents have a system to themselves – which I didn’t mention. It has a monitor – so total 6 🙂