Humor —
For the first time in ages, I am afraid. One of my worst nightmares is coming to life. And I don’t even have time to prepare - it will hit me in 18 days. The black death. Dark ages. The darkness. These are just some of the names given to my nightmare. You might know [...]
George W Bush, current president of USA, leader of the free world and the butt of many jokes, have made this statement to explain the present ‘rice crisis’ aka ‘food shortage’…
…It also, however, increases demand. So, for example, just as an interesting thought for you, there are 350 million people in India who are classified [...]
Lately I have been wondering why there is so many cats on the internet. Now I understand - its their latest attempt at world domination.
Introducing… Toxoplasmosis
What would you say if I told you that cats are spreading a mind control parasite that lives in your brain and modifies your behavior. What if I told you [...]
We are organizing a BarCamp in Cochin. Before you get excited, let me put your mind at ease - its not that kind of a bar. There won’t be any lawyers there. What, that’s not the ‘bar’ you have in mind? No, it is not that kind of bar either.
So, why do we call it [...]
I belong to a dying breed - within a few years, there will be none of us left. We are being killed systematically by the onslaught of technology. Yes, I am one of the few remaining MWM - a Malayalie Without a Mobile.
All my friends have deserted to the other side. Even my family is [...]
I have a condition. It prevents me from doing a lot of physical activities. People closest to me know about my condition - and now I want to share it with you. I have a condition - its called laziness.
I don’t like the term lazy - it has a negative connotation. I prefer the term [...]
We had a run in with a snake a couple of days ago. By ’snake’ I meant a real snake - not a lawyer(thank goodness for that). Anyway, we have a zero tolerance policy towards snakes.
A few days back, I was lazily browsing the net - when suddenly I discovered that I have Schizophrenia. No, I did not get a hallucination that my dual monitors suddenly changed into a two headed beast. Nor did I hallucinate about anything else. What happened was that I stumbled upon a page about schizophrenia. [...]
Ever since I had a monitor, I wanted another. Its true that I bought three other monitors after I bought my first one - but I bought the rest of the computer along with them. So I never had a chance to have two monitors for myself. That is until this Saturday.
I just bought a [...]
India is George Bush’s Pet - literally! George Bush has a pet cat with the name India! Did you know that?
That is not the funny part - when people heard that George Bush has named a cat India, many people in a certain part of the India got very angry. So angry that they named [...]